Good news/ Bad news

So if you are confused by the photo above, I will explain... THUMBS UP for completing the Insanity workout Pure Cardio with little breaks and THUMBS DOWN for the very obvious large amount of boobs I have, no matter how much weight I lose they don't want to disappear. Boo for boobs!

Here is the main reason for this blog post- I have lost two pounds! That may not be much to you, but for only doing 6 days of the Insanity program so far I think it rocks! I really need to start measuring my inches lost because I think I am doing great in that department aside from the BUST area :(

Now if you follow me on facebook, I promised this post would be on the comical and here goes,

The hilarious but true stages of Insanity for fat girls...
This is down to the minute feelings when you are a big girl going into an intense workout.
9am- Waking up, already DREADING working out and it is still 4 hours away.

10am- Still dreading it, but very much needing a workout as I am looking at the NOT to healthy options for breakfast, lucky charms, pop tarts and waffles... BUT alas I go for a Naked smoothie drink, OH to be thin again, it is a long tough road ahead!

11:30am- Feeding the punky lunch and trying to find literally ANYTHING that I can use as an excuse to not do my workout... "I had a bad morning", "I don't Look to fat today", "Punky gives me enough of a workout" "I wish I could just poop and then lose weight", "Maybe I should just consider stomach stapling", "If I want to get pregnant someday why even bother getting in shape?" "I WILL JUST SKIP LUNCH!"
Yes, the last one was a REAL consideration!

12pm- OH NO ONLY ONE HOUR UNTIL INSANITY TIME AND IT'S Pure Cardio day! :(

1pm- I put Punky down for a nap, and it is time, literally the ONLY break I get for the day, I use to sweat my ass off and kiss my carpeted floor. BUT Let's do this, I am sick and tired of being so damn fat!

Alright Here goes nothing... Workout begins!
First 10 Minutes (warm-up) Consists of jogging, jumping jacks, butt kicks and more- "Holy Boobs are out of CONTROL! Can I quit now? I already feel the burn?"

Next 5 Minutes (stretch)- Now since I am a dancer and still pretty flexible even with my weight, it was pretty easy, but it is false hope because it only lasts 5 minutes so my thoughts are "Wish it was like this the entire time, I could be so in shape!"

Here is where is gets CRAZY! Next 15-20 minutes- "OMG OMG OMG I AM SO FAT OMG OMG PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! I AM WAAAAAYYYYYY TO FAT FOR THIS!!!"

Last 7 Minutes- "I can do it, I can do it, OMG I did it, OMG my fat ass did it! Lets do it again!"

Cool down- "UHG, I have to do this again tomorrow and the next 4 weeks. Wish losing weight was magic."

After I am done and laying on the floor dying-" Man I really wish I could record my thoughts during these workouts, it would make for a HILARIOUS book. I completed day 7 and I CAN keep going, No Matter WHAT workout I do, I am ALWAYS doing more than lazy and stationary people, so nananana boo boo stick your head in doo doo. Yes I just went there ;)"


So the moral of this story is- GET UP GET MOVING, you burn more calories standing up than seated and everyone, yes everyone is capable of getting in shape!

Get moving and stay FABULOUS!
B